Fishing Hole

1. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

2. There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

3. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.

4. The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

5. Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain’t saying anything.

Harry Potter Jokes

Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses? Nobody nose.

Geoffrey Holder

Will Rogers